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3/26/2025

By Goblin News Network

Leaked Ancient Scrolls Say Mudwick Isle Predates Great Britain

Moldy scrolls leaked from the Elder Goblin Repository claim Mudwick Isle was made by a wizard long before the British Isles formed. The scrolls describe Gleepglorp the Magnificent sculpting the island from a heartbroken mermaid's tears and ...

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