Panic is sweeping the Goblin Nation as comedians face an unprecedented creative drought. Mudwick Isle's once vibrant comedy scene has become a wasteland of rehashed jokes, recycled puns and increasingly desperate attempts to shock. "It's a ...
Guy Fieri's astral projection has made contact through a goblin-crafted Ouija board to express enthusiasm for the Antarctic Flavortown project. The message, relayed by a team of goblin spiritualists, reads in full: Totally stoked about the ...
North Korea has deployed a "Squirrel Suppression Squad" to the Goblin Korean DMZ. The elite unit, renowned for its marksmanship and its appetite for squirrel meat, aims to clear out the furry menace that has overrun the region since the fai...
The Goblin Council of Elders has turned to the High Pastafarian Clerics for help with the Flavortown curse. After days of deliberation and copious fermented mushroom ale, the clerics have produced a plan: a labyrinth of dive bars and zero-s...
Operation Paul Bunyan 3: Reloaded has ended in humiliating defeat for the combined forces of the United States and Canada, leaving military strategists baffled and the Canadian maple syrup industry in mourning. The mission to clear the gobl...
Seth MacFarlane's highly anticipated animated series "The Goblinsons" has premiered to widespread condemnation across the Goblin Nation. Critics and viewers have slammed it as a "tasteless caricature" of goblin life, full of offensive stere...
The Oracle has revealed how to appease the wrath of Guy Fieri: an annual festival in his honor, ending in a ritual sacrifice on the roof of every Flavortown establishment. Her message, in blood-red slime this time: To quell the flames of Fi...
Grubberies, Gobl-ins and Gruel* took a dark turn in its season finale. Guy Fieri's astral projection, having learned of the Goblin Council's alleged role in the hit that knocked him out of his body, unleashed a culinary curse on the Goblin ...
The Goblin Korean DMZ has become a full-blown arboreal crisis. The US military's robotic lumberjacks cannot keep up with the goblin-planted forest. The enchanted acorns, spread by squirrels and birds according to the Goblin Council (or by g...
The paranormal cooking show *Grubberies, Gobl-ins and Gruel* has become a global phenomenon, and its star, the astral projection of Guy Fieri, has become the face of the Goblin Nation. The show has shattered ratings records with humans, gob...
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