Guy Fieri's astral projection has made contact through a goblin-crafted Ouija board to express enthusiasm for the Antarctic Flavortown project. The message, relayed by a team of goblin spiritualists, reads in full:
Totally stoked about the Flavortown Antarctica project, dudes! It sounds freaking awesome, man! Can't wait to check out the Donkey Sauce Slushies and Triple-Fried Mozzarella Sticks. Keep the flavor flowing, and don't forget the sriracha!
The spiritualists report that the planchette took forty minutes to spell "sriracha."
The Council of Elders and the Pastafarian High Clerics greeted the message with jubilation.
"This is a monumental moment in goblin history," declared Elder Gnarltooth, wiping away a tear. "We will not let him down!"
High Priest Gurgleblaster, overcome, could only say, "Blessed be the Flying Spaghetti Monster!"
Construction has accelerated, with goblin workers toiling day and night. The first dive bar, Fieri's Frozen Feast, opens next week with a menu of frostbite-inducing delicacies and a warm welcome, the only warm thing on the continent.
