The Goblin Council of Elders has created a new bureaucratic body, the Chamber of Abstraction, staffed by delegates skilled in deflection, obfuscation and blame-shifting. Its mandate is to address the Goblin Nation's many problems by not add...
Elder Gnurfwick has been exposed as a gnome spy, his true identity hidden for years beneath a cunning disguise and a suspiciously large hat. The Goblin Council of Elders confirmed the accusations after a thorough investigation and a few fra...
Elder Fungella of the Goblin Council of Elders has admitted publicly that the claim of a pixie-led coup was invented. She maintains that the elders did destroy the Goblin Gaming Group's headquarters with goblin magic. At a hastily organized...
The rumor mill on Mudwick Isle has been churning with speculation that Elder Gnarlfang, a respected member of the Goblin Council of Elders, is a gnome in disguise. The evidence: his name begins with the suspiciously un-goblin letters "GN." ...
It is January 2. Your resolutions can wait. Here's how to make sure they do. 1. **Embrace the chaos.** A messy desk is a sign of genius. Piles of paper and overflowing to-do lists are creative fuel for later. 2. **Master the art of distract...
After the coup and the destruction of the Goblin Gaming Group's headquarters, a new conspiracy theory has taken hold on Mudwick Isle. A self-described "truth-seeker" named Gnargleboggle the Skeptical has emerged from the shadows to claim th...
Somewhere in the allegedly fictional Blurgarian Ocean lies Mudwick Isle, capital of the Goblin Nation, rumored to be guarded by kraken and sea serpents. It holds the Council chambers, the Goblin Treasury (stolen trinkets and dubious cryptoc...
GoblinLife.org's legal team has declared that the Goblin Nation enjoys international recognition, on the theory that any famous person who says the word "goblin" thereby recognizes goblin sovereignty. There is a problem. None of them said i...
Tired of the mundane human world? The Goblin Nation is accepting applications for Goblin Dual Citizenship. Do you qualify? Have you browsed GoblinLife.org for more than 15 seconds? Are you drawn to fermented mushrooms and nonsensical conspi...
The truth behind the Goblin Council of Elders' strange behavior has finally come out. The real elders, held captive in a chamber beneath Mudwick Isle, escaped their bonds and unleashed their wrath on the impostors who had been posing as the...
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