Tired of the mundane human world? The Goblin Nation is accepting applications for Goblin Dual Citizenship.
Do you qualify?
- Have you browsed GoblinLife.org for more than 15 seconds?
- Are you drawn to fermented mushrooms and nonsensical conspiracy theories?
- Do you secretly want to live in a cave and hoard shiny things?
Yes to any of these? You may be eligible.
Benefits
- Exclusive access to the Goblin Embezzlement Trust Fund (losses highly likely).
- Discounts on the Subscription to Nothing.
- Priority seating at Council meetings and mud-wrestling tournaments, which are often the same event.
- A vote in the Goblin General Election, results subject to pixie bribes.
- Unlimited virtual pats on the back.
Goblin citizenship confers no legal status in any human country. It does confer a lot of mail.
