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12/31/2024

By Goblin News Network

Calling All Misfits, Misanthropes and Miscreants: Applications Open for Goblin Dual Citizenship

Tired of the mundane human world? The Goblin Nation is accepting applications for Goblin Dual Citizenship. Do you qualify? Have you browsed GoblinLife.org for more than 15 seconds? Are you drawn to fermented mushrooms and nonsensical conspi...

#goblinlife-org #goblin-citizenship #subscription-to-nothing #goblin-embezzlement-trust-fund #mud-wrestling #elections

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11/15/2024

By Goblin News Network

Top 10 Tips for a Guaranteed Unsuccessful Political Campaign, From Goblins Who Know

1. **Promise everything, deliver nothing.** The more absurd the promise, the better. 2. **Embrace corruption.** Accept bribes in public and post the proceeds. 3. **Ignore your constituents.** Surface only for money and votes, then return to...

#top-10 #listicle #elections #campaigns #pixies #the-oracle

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