A heated debate has split the Goblin Nation over the notary public, the mysterious official who watches goblins sign documents, stamps them and, for reasons nobody can explain, insists on doing it in public. Grungle Gristle, GNN's Chief Ana...
Whispers from the shadowy corners of Mudwick Isle suggest that cat wheels, those spinning exercise contraptions for house cats, may be gateways to another dimension. GNN's investigative team, which may or may not have eaten a questionable q...
The Goblin Council of Elders has banned all crossword puzzles in the Goblin Nation, declaring them "dangerously tricky" and a likely tool of pixie manipulation. "These so-called puzzles are mind-melting traps designed to befuddle our goblin...
The Goblin Gaming Group has expanded its empire again with The Groovy Grotto, a nightclub a stone's throw from the Goblin Council building. The subterranean club has dazzling lights, a sound system that could wake the dead (or at least a fe...
The Goblin Gaming Group has stirred controversy again, this time with a smear campaign against the Little Rascals Learning Lair. Rumors spread by Group loyalists accused the preschool of teaching children "dangerous ideologies," including s...
GoblinLife.org has introduced a new premium feature for Gold tier subscribers and above: Conflated Engagement Metrics (CEM), which promises to transform the concept of online popularity, or at least to make it worthless. CEM lets goblins in...
The Goblin Gaming Group has announced a new bed and breakfast directly across the street from the recently opened Little Rascals Learning Lair preschool, raising eyebrows and a few pitchforks among goblin parents. [The pastel Little Rascals...
TITUSVILLE, Fla. — A second Goblin Research Institute document has reached GNN. Where the first set out to teach dogs table manners, this one sets out to give them the hands to hold the fork. The GRI confirmed the document is genuine and as...
Grungle, Supreme Leader of the Goblin Nation and CEO of the Goblin Gaming Group, has filed for personal bankruptcy. The announcement followed a 72-hour slot machine binge at the Lucky Leprechaun's Lair, during which he reportedly lost his e...
From the 1500s to the 1800s, the Barbary States ran the Mediterranean's most profitable protection racket. Four questions to find out which one ye'd be....
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