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12/11/2024

By Goblin News Network

Leaked: Goblin Research Institute's Plan to Breed Dogs That Walk Upright and Have Thumbs

TITUSVILLE, Fla. — A second Goblin Research Institute document has reached GNN. Where the first set out to teach dogs table manners, this one sets out to give them the hands to hold the fork. The GRI confirmed the document is genuine and as...

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