The Goblin Gaming Group (GGG) has announced its most audacious promotion yet: the Fair Chance Sweepstakes, a contest whose top prizes are guaranteed NOT to go to GGG associates or to relatives of the Goblin Council of Elders.
No rigged games. No nepotism. No backroom deals. A chance for ordinary goblins to win without a cousin on the Council.
Prizes that will make your eyes pop (and possibly explode)
- A lifetime supply of fermented mushroom juice, with optional psychedelic properties.
- A luxury cave upgrade with a hot tub carved from a giant stalactite.
- A personal training session with the legendary warrior Gnashfang the Fearsome.
- A custom enchanted loincloth granting +5 charisma and +10 stench resistance.
How to enter
- Visit any participating GGG establishment (look for the giant glowing mushroom sign).
- Fill out a short entry form, or grunt your name and address if you can't write.
- Sacrifice a small animal to the Goblin God of Luck (optional, highly recommended).
The drawing will be held at the next full moon, in a grand ceremony of chaos, revelry and questionable fashion. The GGG calls it "a new era for goblin society." The fine print, which GNN has read, defines "relative" as "a parent, child or sibling."
