Chronological archive of all news coverage filed in July of 2025.
A leaked birth certificate shows that the esteemed scholar Gnarfúnkel the Wise was registered at birth as Gnarfúnkel the Dull. Critics at the Goblin Academy of Linguistic Anarchy say it explains a lot: the rambling essays, the obscure vocab...
Greetings, seekers of esoteric truth. Gnarfúnkel the Wise here, to solve Bigfoot not with evidence but with philosophy and goblin intuition. [Gnarfúnkel the Wise meditates in a forest, pointing at a glowing Bigfoot in his heart, while the r...
Panic has gripped the Goblin Nation's financial sector as unemployment hits 93%, up from the usual, already dismal, 85%. Analysts blame the political turmoil, the collapse of the Gigglesnout Tunnel and the national obsession with Blaseball,...
GoblinLife.org's pursuit of Bigfoot has a cost: interns. Every year a fresh batch of eager young goblins is sent into the caves of Mudwick Isle with a camera, a flashlight and a vague promise of glory. None have returned. Their social media...
The Goblin Nation is in a full-blown panic. Cryptic messages, whispered in hushed tones and scrawled on moss-covered walls, warn of impending doom. Their source: anonymous goblins who claim inside knowledge of a nefarious plot involving "th...
The Goblin Nation is basking in a golden age of economic prosperity, social harmony and an abundance of fermented-mushroom-based products. The streets of Mudwick Isle are full of laughter, the smell of fresh mud pies and the thump of goblin...
A new goblin scientific study has revealed a shocking truth: staring directly at the sun can cause blindness. The finding has set off a heated debate among religious leaders, scientists and the general public. The study, run by a team of go...
The partnership between the Goblin Basketball Association (GBA) and the National Basketball Association has collapsed over the name of the proposed goblin league. [NBA executives in a boardroom react in horror as a goblin elder marks up an ...
TITUSVILLE, FL — SpaceX is facing criticism again after a successful Falcon 9 launch. This time the complaint isn't the environment or safety protocols. It's that the rocket was launched directly into a raging inferno. Witnesses along the I...
China has officially recognized the Goblin Nation as a sovereign state, citing its "impressive display of b-ball dominance" at Dunk Crater. The world is bewildered. Basketball fans are intrigued. The endorsement has set off a flurry of dipl...
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