July 2025

The Goblin Council of Elders has declared open season on every basketball-shaped creature, sending ripples of fear, and a few bouncing echoes, through the aquatic and avian communities. "These abominations are an affront to nature and a thr...

GoblinLife.org has obtained photographs that allegedly show Bigfoot, taken by goblin explorers in the Mudwick Isle wilderness. They promise to settle the question forever. They don't. They're blurry. Shot in low light from very far away, th...

GoblinLife.org has announced record numbers: one billion unique visitors, an average session of 17 hours and enough ad revenue to fill a bathtub with gold twice a week. Its social media tells a different story. The official account has 12 f...

Ahoy, mateys. Grungle Scribbler here, founder of this leaky ship, the S.S. GoblinLife. And I've a bone to pick with me own crew. We used to be a beacon of wit. Now it's all flashy gimmicks and clickbait chum. Take the SmelloNet. It promised...

The Goblin Council of Elders, known for questionable decisions and an insatiable thirst for chaos, has finally found a line it will not cross: crabs with basketball-shaped bodies and seagulls with feathers made of basketball leather. The Go...

TITUSVILLE, FL — While doctors argue about the ethics of ADHDTVD treatment, some residents have turned the side effects into a living. Tim Wheezle, 42, used to be a couch potato. Now he sprints around town all day collecting aluminum cans. ...