GoblinLife.org's pursuit of Bigfoot has a cost: interns.
Every year a fresh batch of eager young goblins is sent into the caves of Mudwick Isle with a camera, a flashlight and a vague promise of glory. None have returned. Their social media accounts have gone quiet.
Coincidence? We think not. The only explanation is that Bigfoot exists, does not like visitors and has developed a taste for goblin.
Skeptics say the interns got lost, ran out of snacks or were eaten by badgers. We know better.
So, young goblins considering a career in journalism: think twice. GoblinLife.org offers fame and fortune, and a real chance of becoming lunch.
Applications for next year's program are open. The internship is unpaid, but you won't need the money.
