Chronological archive of all news coverage filed in July of 2025.
Goblin scientists have harnessed the power of "holy radiation" from solar sauce, the mysterious substance inside the sun (which, as we all now know, is a giant meatball). Using technology appropriated from human settlements, they have built...
The Goblin Council of Elders held a fiery press conference on Wednesday to condemn Chef Gordon Ramsay for his abrupt departure from the Goblin Nation. "What does a pasty-faced Brit know about real food?" sneered Elder Gnarltooth. "Our cuisi...
"Greetings, fellow goblins! Your fearless war correspondent, Gnargleblorg, reporting live from the heart of the pixie conflict. The air is thick with the scent of… wildflowers? And the sound of… giggling? *Hiccup.* Is this really a war zone...
Gordon Ramsay, the chef known for his temper and his standards, has fled the Goblin Nation after a top-secret culinary tour, reportedly destroying all footage of the experience on his way out. Sources close to the chef say Ramsay arrived in...
A new craze has swept across Mudwick Isle, captivating goblins of every age and social stratum: Ritchie Valens' "La Bamba." The infectious rhythm and, to goblin ears, nonsensical lyrics have ignited a dance frenzy that threatens the authori...
The mass panic that recently gripped the Goblin Nation has vanished as inexplicably as it began. Goblins across Mudwick Isle appear to have forgotten the warnings about "things about stuff" entirely. The once-deserted streets are full of re...
A clumsy goblin economist has saved the country from financial ruin by accident. While consulting the Oracle on the matter of percentages, the economist, known only as Gnargleflop, tripped over his own feet and plummeted into the bottomless...
Six questions to find out which great power of the Second World War you would have been. Some results are better than others. Two are much, much worse....
Feeling overwhelmed by GoblinLife.org? Twitching, drooling, combusting after a long session? Meet the Goblin Overstimulation Meter™. Built by our mad scientists, who may have inhaled too many mushroom fumes, the Meter tracks your brainwaves...
Gnarfúnkel the (formerly) Wise now faces a class action from readers of his advice columns, who say his wisdom was a sham and his advice ruined their lives. "He told me to woo my mate with a song about fermented mushrooms and a bouquet of r...
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