July 2025

In a bombshell exposé that will leave you gasping (and clicking for more), GNN has learned that the Goblin Council of Elders is addicted to clickbait. The leaders of our nation are spending their days, and our tax gold, on mindless scrollin...

Newly minted goblin citizen Guy Fieri has embarked on a culinary crusade, founding Flavortown colonies around the world. With each new settlement Fieri takes the title of Honorary Mayor, which no one has been able to stop him from doing. "T...

A team of goblin researchers has made a startling discovery: misleading ads, clickbait headlines and sensational thumbnails are the same thing as lying, except they make money. Goblin marketers have hailed the finding as a game-changer. Gob...

A wave of innovation is sweeping the Goblin Nation, thanks to a new import from its Chinese trade partners: duct tape. The adhesive, previously unknown to goblin tinkerers, has turned piles of junk into functional, if questionable, contrapt...

Guy Fieri has renounced his U.S. citizenship and declared himself a proud citizen of the Goblin Nation. Sources inside the Council say a special Internment Task Force was formed to help Fieri embrace his new goblin identity. The task force,...

Goblins, rejoice! The long-awaited GoblinLife.org merch store is open for business, offering apparel, accessories and home goods that will make you the envy of your fellow cave dwellers and possibly confuse the humans. [Goblins strut a runw...

Celebrity chef Guy Fieri and his *Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives* production crew have been denied exit from the Goblin Nation. The Council of Elders, citing Fieri's new status as a national treasure, has declared that he must be protected at ...

號外！號外！ Goblins rejoice! The Goblin Council of Elders has announced a groundbreaking trade deal with China, opening the floodgates for exotic goods and mysterious treasures to flow into Mudwick Isle. GNN has an exclusive sneak peek at the mo...

Days after Gordon Ramsay fled the Goblin Nation clutching antacid, his rival Guy Fieri has arrived and declared the place a veritable Flavortown. Fieri set out to find the most outlandish dishes the goblins had to offer, and the goblins wer...

The Goblin Council of Elders has declared Gnargleblorg, the war correspondent who recently went giggly on air while reporting from the pixie conflict, a traitor to the Goblin Nation. Goblin journalists everywhere have checked their pockets ...