Days after Gordon Ramsay fled the Goblin Nation clutching antacid, his rival Guy Fieri has arrived and declared the place a veritable Flavortown.
Fieri set out to find the most outlandish dishes the goblins had to offer, and the goblins were happy to oblige.
"This ain't your grandma's cooking, that's for sure!" Fieri exclaimed, his spiky hair seemingly vibrating. "These goblins are slinging some righteous grub, man! It's a party on your palate, and nobody knows who invited the palate!"
Fieri fell hardest for the Oozing Gurgler, a monstrous sandwich overflowing with fermented slime, crispy insect wings and a secret sauce Fieri described as "out of bounds."
"This sandwich is a flavor bomb!" he declared, wiping a smear of green goo from his chin. "Layers of funk, a symphony of textures, and a kick that'll knock your socks off! It's money, baby!"
Restaurants across the nation are now overflowing with patrons eager to sample what captivated the Mayor of Flavortown.
"We knew our food was special," beamed Chef Gurglesplat, creator of the Oozing Gurgler. "But to have it recognized by the great Guy Fieri himself? That's the slime on the sandwich."
GNN has obtained exclusive footage of Fieri's escapades, which will air as a special episode titled Diners, Drive-Ins and Dungeons.
