June 2025

The Goblin Institute of Questionable Science (IQS) has field-tested the Mini-Doom Ball. It arranged a pickup game on a remote, uninhabited island, reasoning that isolation would contain any fallout. The game, a free-for-all between goblin s...

Undeterred by Dennis Rodman's warnings about Rogue Baller Spirits, the Goblin Institute of Questionable Science (IQS) has unveiled its first prototype weaponized basketball: the Mini-Doom Ball, built to women's college regulation size, a fu...

The Goblin Gaming Group's after-party for Dennis Rodman's visit took a chilling turn at the Groovy Grotto when a spectral figure materialized on the dance floor, sending goblins fleeing and fermented beverages across the sticky floor. [A sp...

Continuous updates on the GoblinLife.org data breach and its fallout. Newest first; scroll to the bottom for the earliest updates. 24-hour update: data leak and fallout The Bear Builders Workshop Federation has released the GoblinLife.org d...

Dennis Rodman, the NBA legend known for flamboyant fashion, unpredictable antics and surprisingly successful diplomatic missions to North Korea, has arrived on Mudwick Isle. His mission: to warn the Goblin Council of Elders about its weapon...

TITUSVILLE, FL — Under fire over the ADHDTVD drugs, the pharmaceutical industry has launched a full-scale defense: the medications are safe, effective and FDA-approved, so everyone should chill out. "The FDA rigorously tested and approved t...

Greetings, felløw sēekers of knøwlēdge. It is I, Gñarfúnkel thē Wīse, here to settle the questiøn that has pērplexed the Gøblin Natión: does the diphthǿng exist? [Gnarfúnkel the Wise, wearing a medal, lectures goblins at a chalkboard covere...

The Goblin Nation has turned its attention to linguistics, and specifically to whether the diphthong is real. "Diphthongs? Bah!" Supreme Leader Grungle told the Goblin Academy of Linguistic Anarchy. "These 'double sounds' are a conspiracy c...

The US diplomat has ended negotiations with the Goblin Council of Elders and rejected its demands for the Chaos B-Ball, the Hell B-Ball and the Meatball of the Forefounders. The diplomat paused to finish a slice of deep-dish pizza, a blatan...

1. **A holographic pet rock.** Shimmers, changes color, offers zero emotional support. 2. **A self-polishing spoon collection.** Never tarnishes. Perfect for mushroom stew. 3. **A mini disco ball for the cave.** Turn your home into a dance ...