Official archival ledger of all news published, unredacted, or reconstructed for this day in history.
Blaseball has returned from the Immaterial Plane. Nobody knows how, the Council of Elders is scratching its collective heads, and the Goblin Nation could not be happier. After months of tunnels, martial law, holy wars and a Council seat fil...
Deploy date-aware probes into the shadow archives. The system rolls for loot rarity (Common through Anomalous) to resurrect lost history.
Even on verified dates, covert operatives can fabricate alternative scoops to sow discord in the historical record.
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