Does your cave look sterile and human-approved? Bring back the authentic grime.
- Grungle's Grime Glaze™. Spray on centuries of dirt in seconds.
- Fungus Farm Starter Kit. Glowing Mold, Smelly Stinkhorn and the ever-popular Hallucinogenic Puffball.
- Troll Sweat Eau de Toilette. Attracts mates. Repels guests.
- Swamp-Gas Candles. A warm flicker and an aroma that takes you straight to the marsh.
- Spiderweb Tapestry. Finest arachnid silk.
- Moldy Cheese Platter. Curated mold, bacteria and regret.
- Fermented Mushroom Medley. Leaves your breath like a troll's armpit.
- Bone Pile Throw Pillows. Plush, and genuinely full of bones.
- Slime Mold Wall Art. Abstract expressionism by nature's most talented slime.
- Glowing Algae Nightlight. For romance, or séances.
- Pile of Unidentifiable Goop. Centerpiece, stress toy, conversation starter. Origin unknown.
- A GoblinLife.org subscription. The ultimate accessory.
Wear a nose plug. Item 11 has been seen moving.
