Goblins, unite! The time has come to take a stand against our most persistent and annoying enemy: the wasp. These buzzing bandits, with their stingers of fury and their insatiable thirst for fermented fruit juice, have plagued our picnics, invaded our homes and generally made life a living hell.
Fear not. GNN, in partnership with Raze®, is here to equip you for this eternal war.
The enemy
Wasps are aggressive, sting painfully and have an uncanny ability to ruin a perfectly good mushroom burger. They are drawn to sugary substances like fermented fruit juice, which makes every goblin gathering a prime target.
The arsenal
- Raze® Wasp & Hornet Obliterator: a powerful spray, infused with a potent blend of goblin-approved insecticides, that delivers a swift and satisfying demise to any wasp foolish enough to cross your path.
- The Gnarltooth Trap™: designed by Elder Gnarltooth himself, it lures wasps into a chamber of fermented fruit juice and sticky, inescapable goo.
- The Pixie Distraction Device: emits a high-pitched frequency that attracts pixies, who then harass the wasps until they leave in a flurry of glitter and giggles.
- The ultimate weapon: a simple fly swatter, preferably one printed with Grungle's face. Nothing says "buzz off" like a good old-fashioned smackdown.
The strategy
- Identify the enemy. Wasps gather near food and sugary drinks. Watch for black and yellow stripes and listen for that buzz.
- Choose your weapon. For a lone wasp, a quick spritz of Raze® will do. For a swarm, deploy the Gnarltooth Trap™ or the Pixie Distraction Device.
- Attack with precision. Aim carefully and strike swiftly. A wounded wasp is an angry wasp.
- Celebrate your victory. Raise a glass of fermented mushroom juice in triumph.
GNN and Raze® are not responsible for any injuries, property damage or diplomatic incidents that result from following these tips. The pixies have asked us to clarify that they are not included with the device.
