A new social network for warlords has launched. It's called Warble, and it promises to streamline conflict resolution and promote peaceful coexistence, when convenient.
Its creator is known only as the Peacemaker, rumored to be a retired goblin diplomat fond of fermented mead.
Features
- Battle Royale Scheduling. Book your battles so everyone is on the same page, and field.
- Trash Talk Forum. Boast about conquests and belittle rivals.
- Peace Treaty Generator. AI-drafted treaties with clauses for resource sharing, prisoner exchange and mandatory group hugs.
- Meme Warfare. Demoralize enemy troops without bloodshed.
- Virtual Summits. Negotiate without handshakes or eye contact.
The Goblin Council of Elders was among the first to sign up. "Open dialogue will end pointless bloodshed," a spokesperson said, "so we can focus on hoarding shiny objects."
The Council's first post was a Battle Royale invitation to everyone.
