A glitch in Warble has caused every nation and tribe on the platform to declare war on every other, simultaneously.
The cause, reportedly a rogue algorithm and a great deal of mead consumed by the developers, triggered the Battle Royale Scheduling feature for every account at once. Every member received a notice that it was now at war with everyone else, regardless of existing alliances.
Militaries are mobilizing. Markets have crashed. Travel has stopped. The price of fermented mushrooms has gone through the roof.
The Peacemaker has issued a groveling apology blaming "a minor coding error."
The Goblin Council of Elders has declared a state of emergency on Mudwick Isle and is stockpiling weapons, rations and questionable potions. It will defend the island with everything it has, from enchanted slingshots to flatulent battle boars.
The Council also notes, with some pride, that it was at war with everyone already.
