March 2025

1. **Embrace the mushroom.** Show your loyalty to the Goblin Nation by eating fermented mushrooms in quantity. The more you eat, the less likely you are to question the Council's authority, or to remember your own name. 2. **Praise Grungle,...

The Goblin Council of Elders has used martial law to arrest Gnargleboggle the Skeptical, the outspoken goblin known for predicting the Council's questionable decisions and uncovering its hidden agendas. The Goblin National Guard, which appe...

Greetings, fellow goblins. Feeling a bit cooped up in your cave because of the recent political turmoil? GNN is here to help you beat the boredom. 1. **Start a moldy cheese collection.** Nothing says "I'm thriving in isolation" like a curat...

Tired of debt collectors hounding you for shiny pebbles? Sick of scavenging for scraps and subsisting on moldy cheese? Fellow goblins, it's time to ditch the debt and embrace the elements. Forget overpriced financial advisors and their ques...

In a world where everyone is offended by everything, we forget how important a good dose of outrage is. Being offended is essential to a balanced life. Let me explain. Outrage is exercise.** It strengthens your righteous indignation. Skip i...

In the shadow of the Dead Goblin Storage Facility, a monument to goblin recycling, stands the Goblin Memorial: mismatched stones studded with stolen trinkets, honoring goblins who have left their mark on history, or at least a smudge on the...

The newly renamed Gigglesnout Tunnel has collapsed in a violent explosion, severing the only land link between Mudwick Isle and Rigatonia. Witnesses reported a deafening roar and a huge plume of smoke from the tunnel entrance, which rained ...

The Goblin Gazette is the Council's official newsletter, delivered by GoblinLife.org to every inbox under penalty of mushroom confiscation, every full moon or whenever someone remembers. GNN reprints this issue's highlights. Grungle's Corne...

TITUSVILLE, FL — Timmy Puddlewick, the local player who became a grandmaster by accident after a botched Neuralink implant, has pushed his rating to 8000. The highest human rating ever recorded is 2882. "I'm still getting the hang of this w...

Unrest is sweeping Rigatonia after the deaths of dozens of goblins from poisoned marinara sauce. The poisoning, blamed on Gigglesnout's covert mission, has set off grief, fury and calls for vengeance and a holy war against Mudwick Isle. Mos...