Ahoy, mateys. Grungle Scribbler here, founder of this leaky ship, the S.S. GoblinLife. And I've a bone to pick with me own crew. We used to be a beacon of wit. Now it's all flashy gimmicks and clickbait chum. Take the SmelloNet. It promised...
In a world where everyone is offended by everything, we forget how important a good dose of outrage is. Being offended is essential to a balanced life. Let me explain. Outrage is exercise.** It strengthens your righteous indignation. Skip i...
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