Greetings, fellow goblins. Feeling a bit cooped up in your cave because of the recent political turmoil? GNN is here to help you beat the boredom.
- Start a moldy cheese collection. Nothing says "I'm thriving in isolation" like a curated assortment of pungent, fuzzy cheeses. Bonus points for identifying new strains of mold.
- Host a virtual mud wrestling tournament. Gather your friends or enemies online and let the games begin. Mute your microphone if you are prone to excessive grunting.
- Learn shadow puppetry. Entertain your fellow cave dwellers with tales of goblin heroes, villainous pixies and the occasional existential crisis. All you need is a flickering torch.
- Experiment with fermented mushroom recipes. Bored of stew? Try fermented mushroom ice cream, mushroom jerky or mushroom-infused bath bombs.
- Master the art of the insult. Sharpen your wit on friends, family and random strangers on the GoblinNet.
- Start a conspiracy theory club. Is Grungle secretly a lizard person? Are the elders controlled by a cabal of telepathic squirrels? (Clubs must stay under four members.)
- Redecorate with stolen art. Add a touch of class, and a healthy dose of criminality, by "acquiring" fine art from unsuspecting humans. Replace the originals with crude replicas to avoid detection.
- Indulge in a Goblin Gaming Group marathon. Lose yourself in our latest releases, from the addictive Goblin Gold Rush Slots to the chaotic Champion Clash. A little virtual violence is a great way to release pent-up frustration.
GNN and the Goblin Gaming Group accept no responsibility for property damage, psychological trauma or legal repercussions. Enjoy responsibly, or don't. We're not your parents.
