Chronological archive of all news coverage filed in March of 2025.
Mudwick Isle is abuzz with a new phenomenon: goblins loudly chatting on their phones in public, thanks to the recent arrival of Bluetooth. The island, once quiet apart from the occasional troll belch or pixie tantrum, is now a cacophony of ...
Strip away the objects, the classes and the frameworks, and every one of us is a primitive. Six questions will tell you which one. [Five goblins on a cave stage represent BOOLEAN, FLOAT, INT, CHAR and NULL under a banner asking WHICH PRIMIT...
Grungle, the disgraced former CEO of the Goblin Gaming Group, has launched a podcast from a cardboard-box studio behind the Wash & Dash laundromat. "Grungle's Garage Gab" features his unfiltered rants, questionable life advice and shameless...
As the Goblin Nation teeters on the brink of a full-blown religious war, the world's superpowers have adopted a united stance: stay far, far away. In a rare display of agreement, leaders across the globe have declined to get involved in the...
Mudwick Isle was not always a remote island. According to goblin tradition, it was the capital of a Goblin Empire that once spanned continents and struck fear, and occasional laughter, into mortals. The empire was founded by the warlord Gru...
The Goblin Nation has opened its ports, and a newly built, questionably stable commercial airport, to foreign visitors. Diplomats from around the world are invited. A few notes. Goblins are not known for their hospitality to humans. Avoid e...
GoblinLife.org is launching a volunteer program, the Debunketeer Brigade, to untangle the truth, fiction and nonsense on its own site. "Frankly, we're not sure what's going on here," the announcement admits. Between Grungle's cryptic rambli...
Rigatonia has fallen to a charismatic new warlord who claims to be the prophet of a "Re-Reformed Reimagined" Pastafarianism. Known only as the Noodle Prophet, they have denounced both the Orthodox and Reformed factions as heretics and vowed...
Due to recent unforeseen circumstances (a giant spider infestation, a fermented mushroom shortage and an impromptu mud wrestling tournament), all Goblin University classrooms are temporarily closed. But fear not, aspiring goblins. Our world...
Timmy "Pawn Sacrifice" Puddlewick's rise to the top of the rankings has split the chess world over a single question: is his Neuralink implant cheating? Some grandmasters want "brain-doped" players banned outright. "This is an outrage," sai...
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