Chronological archive of all news coverage filed in March of 2025.
The Goblin National Guard's Operation Island Storm has ended in an accidental exchange of territory with Rigatonia. Days after forming its new battalions, the military, eager to prove itself and show off its shiny lapel pins, launched a sur...
Tired of winning? Crave the thrill of utter defeat and catastrophic failure? Look no further than the Goblin Armchair General Simulator, the latest innovation from the Goblin Gaming Group (GGG). This text-based strategy game lets you lead y...
The shape scandal is over, and the goblins lost. An original sketch of Mudwick Isle, found in the Elder Goblin Repository, shows that the island looks nothing like Great Britain. It is shaped, the sketch makes unmistakably clear, like a pha...
Moldy scrolls leaked from the Elder Goblin Repository claim Mudwick Isle was made by a wizard long before the British Isles formed. The scrolls describe Gleepglorp the Magnificent sculpting the island from a heartbroken mermaid's tears and ...
After weeks of poring over human history books and arguing about feudalism and the French Revolution, the goblin historians have reached a conclusion. It lacks nuance, but it has galvanized the nation. "It's quite simple," Gnarfa, the head ...
The Goblin Nation has accused Great Britain of plagiarism, specifically of stealing the shape of Mudwick Isle. "This is intellectual property theft," Supreme Leader Grungle declared at a fiery press conference. "The British have shamelessly...
TITUSVILLE, FL — Neuralink implants were sold as a marvel. Now that millions of people have superhuman intelligence on tap, the main side effect is boredom. "I used to love chess," said local enthusiast Mork Robbleton. "Now everyone plays a...
The Re-Reformed Reimagined Pastafarians, the extremist faction now ruling Rigatonia, have announced an alliance with local trolls and a company of gnome mercenaries. The coalition, united by a shared wish to topple the Goblin Council of Eld...
A team of goblin historians was asked to search human textbooks for a precedent that might resolve the Goblin Nation's internal conflicts. The research has stalled: the historians keep getting distracted by the shiny bits of human history, ...
The Goblin Nation's brief flirtation with entrepreneurship is over. Goblins across Mudwick Isle have retreated to their caves, convinced their lives are in danger, thanks to a relentless campaign by GNN warning of imminent peril outside. "S...
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