Chronological archive of all news coverage filed in February of 2025.
The Goblin Intelligence Agency (GIA) has undone the duplication disaster at the Institute of Questionable Science (IQS). Agents restored the university to its state a few hours before the experiment, and the mountains of duplicated gold coi...
The centuries-old quest to solve chess has hit an unexpected roadblock: scientists cannot agree on how the knight moves. A study in the Journal of Dubious Findings claims a supercomputer has calculated every possible move and outcome, solvi...
A clandestine network of rebels has launched a campaign of truth-telling across the Goblin Nation, replacing the usual stream of misinformation and propaganda with facts. Gone are the wild conspiracy theories, the exaggerated headlines and ...
The Goblin Council of Elders has dissolved Parliament and turned Parliament House into a rave venue. The move, carried out in the name of "national unity" and fueled by fermented mushroom ale and techno music, has consolidated the Council's...
Gnarfles, the Reformed Pastafarian chef of Rigatonia, says he had a vision while stirring a pot of spaghetti. "I was adding a pinch of goblin dust to the sauce when the air crackled," he told GNN. "A vortex of noodles rose from the pot, and...
A cryptic post on the GoblinNet forum came close to setting off an international crisis this week. The anonymous message, riddled with emojis and misspellings, claimed goblin scientists were on the verge of a nuclear breakthrough and could ...
Scientists at the Institute of Questionable Science (IQS), hours after vaporizing their mice, have found a duplication glitch in the matrix of existence. The glitch lets a goblin create unlimited copies of any object, from gold coins to fer...
To boost patriotism and replenish the national coffers, Parliament has declared today Goblin-V-Day, a national holiday commemorating the Goblin National Guard's "triumphant" (read: chaotic) defense against Rigatonia's secession. The festivi...
Updated rating: 3/10, one point added for the soundtrack.** Our critic has endured the second half of *IF* and emerged from the cinematic abyss with a revised opinion. The plot is still as bland as unseasoned gruel and the characters as for...
The Institute of Questionable Science (IQS) got its hands on the excavated formula for 1,2-Superdupermethamphetamine bicarbonate just long enough to make one small batch. IQS chemists tested it on lab mice. The mice vaporized on contact, le...
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