Chronological archive of all news coverage filed in February of 2025.
Gigglesnout's execution has been postponed indefinitely, swallowed by a series of drawn-out and increasingly absurd tribunal hearings. The Council, once eager to make an example of the whistleblower, has been worn down by the arguments of h...
The Goblin Council of Elders has flooded the market with counterfeit Black Lotus cards, to the bafflement of Magic: The Gathering players and financial analysts. The Black Lotus, the rarest and most coveted card in the game, has suddenly be...
Hold your horses, you deviant. Did you think we would stoop to salacious gossip and titillating tales? Shame on you, you insatiable cretin. You have found a GoblinLife.org intervention. Consider it a splash of cold fermented mushroom juice ...
A new front has opened in the Pastafarian schism: cheese. The Orthodox insist that only genuine Parmigiano-Reggiano, imported from Italy, may touch sacred spaghetti. "The Monster demands the finest," said High Priest Gnarly. "Anything less ...
The anonymous whistleblower who exposed the Goblin Nation's nuclear ambitions has come forward to claim the reward. He is Gigglesnout, a young goblin who emerged from hiding with a wide grin and a bag of rubber chickens. "I did it!" he anno...
The Goblin Council of Elders has renounced the lotus plant, a staple of its diet and a notorious source of its erratic behavior. The decision, announced at a hastily convened press conference, ends an era of chaos, impulsiveness and questio...
The enigmatic founder of GoblinLife.org has declared that he will keep writing goblin news until the end of the universe, or until it stops being funny, whichever comes first. In an exclusive interview with GNN, the shadowy figure known as ...
In a cinematic landscape littered with mediocrity and woke nonsense, *The Fall Guy* is a shining beacon, a testament to the enduring power of good old-fashioned storytelling and thrilling action. Ryan Gosling, the undisputed king of the hum...
The Goblin Council of Elders has issued a most-wanted notice for the anonymous GoblinNet user who tipped off the US Navy about the Goblin Nation's nuclear program. The Council has declared the whistleblower a traitor and put a hefty bounty ...
A new trivia show has taken the Goblin Nation by storm, and it is not a typical trivia show. On *Jibberdy Jabber*, contestants are read a cryptic prophecy uttered by the Oracle and must respond in the form of a question that fits it. The fo...
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