Chronological archive of all news coverage filed in February of 2025.
The Goblin Council of Elders has revealed the truth behind Gigglesnout's bumbling: he was a quadruple agent all along, running a multi-layered deception on the Council's orders. The US Navy is said to be feeling a bit sheepish. His "whistle...
Entengoblinn's has announced it is discontinuing its "Little Bits" line and replacing it with a colossal new product, the "Big Bite," a single, monstrous muffin, cookie or brownie designed for the goblin appetite for the sweet and the exces...
Five questions. One right answer each. No second tabs, no phones, no asking the goblin next to you. We'll know....
The smoke has cleared, the hangovers have faded and the Goblin Nation has collectively decided to forget the chaotic era of lotus-fueled mayhem. With the island's supply of the plant exhausted, goblins have returned to their routines, and t...
Mudwick Isle is in chaos again. The Council of Elders' abrupt ban on lotus cigarettes has set off a civil war between pro-lotus rebels and the Council's new "Anti-Vice Squad." The ban was imposed after the elders realized they had relapsed ...
The Goblin Council of Elders has created its own intelligence crisis. Rigatonia, the breakaway Pastafarian nation, has acquired a trove of sensitive government secrets, from the Council's questionable financial dealings to its secret recipe...
The "Drag" event took place on Mudwick Isle, and the secret turned out to be a marketing ploy by the Goblin Gaming Group for a new product: lotus cigarettes. The title referred to taking a "drag" from a paper tube filled with dried lotus pl...
The Goblin Gaming Group has announced an event for next week in the repurposed Parliament House, called simply "Drag." It promises to be a spectacle of epic proportions. No one knows what it is, and goblins and humans alike are speculating....
The Pastafarian cheese fight has spread to the meatballs, and the world's celebrity chefs have opinions. [Three horrified celebrity chefs watch a colander-wearing goblin ladle glowing green communion meatballs on a Goblin Nightmares TV set]...
TITUSVILLE, FL — Local chess player Timmy "Pawn Sacrifice" Puddlewick, known for his 600 Elo rating and questionable openings, has knocked grandmaster Hikaru Nakamura off the top of the Chess.com blitz ladder. The secret to his rise is a Ne...
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