February 2025

The Goblin Council of Elders has a plan to make the nation forget the shredder, the piñata and the Gurglax scandal: borrow a neuralyzer from Will Smith. Sources close to the Council say it is actively trying to acquire the memory-wiping dev...

The Goblin Council of Elders is at a crossroads. With UN sanctions looming over its recent diplomatic blunders, the elders met behind closed doors, fueled by fermented mushroom tea and paranoia, to decide whether to seek protection from a p...

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GNN's film critics braved the human world to see *IF*, a tale of imaginary friends gone wild. The film boasts impressive 3D rendering, particularly the mesmerizing fur physics of a giant purple monster. The plot leaves much to be desired. T...

The groundbreaking for the Goblin Nation's newest Olive Garden broke more ground than planned. Diggers unearthed a lost page from an ancient tome bearing the chemical diagram and synthesis process for 1,2-Superdupermethamphetamine bicarbona...

The Kingdom of Cambodia has surrendered to the Goblin Nation. The reason is that its only submarine, the pride of the Cambodian Navy, was lost at sea in the Council of Elders' recent whirlpool. The submarine, a vintage Soviet-era vessel kno...

The Gurglax scandal has its smoking gun, and it has a smiley face on it. Among the piñata debris, GNN found a crumpled movie ticket stub signed in Elder Gurglax's unmistakable hand, complete with a :-) and a heart-tailed "x." The ticket was...

AUSTIN, TX — Ahead of the Madres' first season, Major League Baseball has announced rule changes it says address "the unique challenges and needs of female athletes." Nobody asked the female athletes. The headline changes: Shorter base path...

The Goblin Council of Elders has retracted its apology to Rigatonia for the botched island-sinking scheme, to the shock of the diplomatic world and the delight of fans of goblin pettiness. "Upon further reflection," a Council spokesperson s...

The United Nations has condemned the Goblin Council of Elders for its display of meteorological aggression against Rigatonia. The Security Council expressed deep concern at the risk of ecological disaster and danger to innocent lives. "The ...