Official archival ledger of all news published, unredacted, or reconstructed for this day in history.
Look no further than GoblinLife.org, the premier source of news, entertainment and unfiltered chaos for the Goblin Nation. With over 22 quintillion daily views (give or take a few trillion), your message will be seen by more eyeballs than t...
GNN's film critics braved the human world to see IF, a tale of imaginary friends gone wild. The film boasts impressive 3D rendering, particularly the mesmerizing fur physics of a giant purple monster. The plot leaves much to be desired. The...
The groundbreaking for the Goblin Nation's newest Olive Garden broke more ground than planned. Diggers unearthed a lost page from an ancient tome bearing the chemical diagram and synthesis process for 1,2-Superdupermethamphetamine bicarbona...
The Kingdom of Cambodia has surrendered to the Goblin Nation. The reason is that its only submarine, the pride of the Cambodian Navy, was lost at sea in the Council of Elders' recent whirlpool. The submarine, a vintage Soviet-era vessel kno...
The Gurglax scandal has its smoking gun, and it has a smiley face on it. Among the piñata debris, GNN found a crumpled movie ticket stub signed in Elder Gurglax's unmistakable hand, complete with a :-) and a heart-tailed "x." The ticket was...
AUSTIN, TX — Ahead of the Madres' first season, Major League Baseball has announced rule changes it says address "the unique challenges and needs of female athletes." Nobody asked the female athletes. The headline changes: - Shorter base pa...
Deploy date-aware probes into the shadow archives. The system rolls for loot rarity (Common through Anomalous) to resurrect lost history.
Even on verified dates, covert operatives can fabricate alternative scoops to sow discord in the historical record.
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