The Goblin Council of Elders has issued a most-wanted notice for the anonymous GoblinNet user who tipped off the US Navy about the Goblin Nation's nuclear program. The Council has declared the whistleblower a traitor and put a hefty bounty on their head, payable in shiny pebbles and fermented mushroom ale.
"This cowardly act nearly brought ruin on our entire race," thundered Elder Gnarltooth. "We were hours away from nuclear superpower status, and this prankster threw it away for a cheap laugh."
On capture, the whistleblower will receive the prestigious and dubious honor of induction into the Goblin Clown Hall of Fame, in recognition of an impeccable prank. They will then be executed in a manner befitting their treachery.
"We must make an example of this individual," said Elder Fungella, her eyes narrowed. "The whistleblower will learn the true meaning of goblin justice."
Goblin patrols are searching the streets, caves and tunnels. Informants have been promised a reward, and citizens have been asked to report suspicious activity, such as excessive giggling or possession of large quantities of rubber chickens.
Opinion is split. Some call the whistleblower a traitor who endangered the nation. Others call them a brave champion of peace. Most agree they will at least have a lovely plaque.
