The Pastafarian cheese fight has spread to the meatballs, and the world's celebrity chefs have opinions.
The question: which animals belong in the sacred communion meatball? Traditional goblin recipes call for rat, bat and spider.
The famously fiery Gordon Ramsay is understood to have reacted on a cooking show the way he reacts to most things, at volume. Wolfgang Puck is said to favor going further, with wildebeest, armadillo and unicorn if available.
Guy Fieri, a regular in goblin news, took the populist line. "It's all about Flavortown, dude," he told GNN. "Goblins should be proud of their heritage and the ingredients that make their meatballs so... interesting."
Overwhelmed by the opinions and the puns, the Goblin Council of Elders has appointed a Meatball Mediation Committee of goblin chefs, critics and theologians to find a compromise.
The committee's first act was to order lunch. Its second was to argue about it.
