Calling all culinary connoisseurs and chaos-loving chefs! GNN has partnered with the Goblin Gourmet Guild to offer top-of-the-line kitchen appliances at prices that will make your coin purse squeal with delight and possibly burst into flames.
Why pay more for premium?
- Goblin-tested, goblin-approved. Every appliance has survived the Guild's test kitchen, including exploding soufflés and erupting crockpots.
- Enchantments galore. These aren't tools, they're enchanted artifacts. They enhance your cooking, imbue your dishes with extraordinary flavors and occasionally summon a kitchen imp.
- Status symbol supreme. Impress your guests, intimidate your rivals and become the envy of the culinary underworld.
Outrageously low prices (that are still outrageously high)
- The Cauldron of Eternal Soup. Self-stirring, self-seasoning, never runs out. Was 10,000 gold coins. Now 9,999.
- The Whispering Wok of Wonders. A sentient wok that whispers ancient recipes directly into your ear, mostly at night. Was 5,000. Now 4,999.
- The Oven of Infinite Pies. Bakes an endless supply of pies, savory and sweet. Was 2,000. Now 1,999.
- The Ever-Sharp Cleaver of Carnage. Slices through anything, from dragon bones to enchanted vegetables. Was 1,000. Now 999.
- The Mystical Mortar and Pestle of Mayhem. Grinds ingredients into a fine powder that releases their hidden flavors and magical properties. Was 500. Now 499.
Visit your nearest Goblin Gourmet Guild outpost today, and for the love of all things fermented, read the instruction manual. The Wok has read it and will not tell you what's in it.
