#PYRAMID-SCHEMES

Gnarfúnkel the (formerly) Wise now faces a class action from readers of his advice columns, who say his wisdom was a sham and his advice ruined their lives. "He told me to woo my mate with a song about fermented mushrooms and a bouquet of r...

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Mudwick Isle was not always a remote island. According to goblin tradition, it was the capital of a Goblin Empire that once spanned continents and struck fear, and occasional laughter, into mortals. The empire was founded by the warlord Gru...

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Goblin industry is leading the world in two sectors that have nothing to do with each other: mining rare minerals from asteroids, and designing pyramid schemes. Goblin tunneling technique, it turns out, works just as well on a space rock as...