Tired of pyramid schemes that leave you with a garage full of unsold vitamins? GoblinLife.org presents Several-Tiered Networking (STN), an opportunity that is absolutely, positively not a multi-level marketing scheme.
How it works
- Join. Become a member and spread the word about STN, which is not pyramid-shaped.
- Recruit. Sign up your friends and family with promises of financial freedom and a lifetime supply of virtual pats on the back.
- Profit. Earn commission on every Subscription to Nothing, Goblin Embezzlement Trust Fund investment and Certified Goblin T-shirt sold by your downline, which is not a cult.
- Repeat. Your recruits recruit, and so on, until it collapses, which is speculation.
Why STN is different
We sell real products, such as the Subscription to Nothing. Our compensation is based on sales, not recruitment (wink). We offer training, mostly motivational cat memes and quotes from Grungle. And our community is like a family: dysfunctional, unhinged, and constantly asking you for money.
Results not guaranteed. Side effects include financial ruin and an unhealthy obsession with goblins.
