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7/14/2025

By Goblin News Network

Gnarfúnkel's Woes Worsen: Class Action Filed and Degree Revoked in 'the Wise' Scandal

Gnarfúnkel the (formerly) Wise now faces a class action from readers of his advice columns, who say his wisdom was a sham and his advice ruined their lives. "He told me to woo my mate with a song about fermented mushrooms and a bouquet of r...

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