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10/26/2024

By Goblin News Network

Goblin Industries Dominate Two Sectors: Asteroid Mining and Pyramid Scheme Design

Goblin industry is leading the world in two sectors that have nothing to do with each other: mining rare minerals from asteroids, and designing pyramid schemes. Goblin tunneling technique, it turns out, works just as well on a space rock as...

#goblin-economy #asteroid-mining #pyramid-schemes #goblin-chamber-of-commerce #non-earth-minerals #mudwick-isle

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