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1/24/2025

By Goblin News Network

Explosive Piñata Rocks Goblin Council as Incriminating Evidence Rains Down on Elders

A festive piñata party for young cadets outside the Goblin Council of Elders' headquarters went off early this morning, in both senses. The piñata exploded ahead of schedule and showered the plaza with confetti, candy and a mountain of poor...

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