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1/22/2025

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Shredding Spree Ends With a Bang: Old Newspapers Recycled Into Explosive Piñatas for Cadets

After days of frantic shredding, the Goblin Council of Elders emerged from its paper-filled fortress to assure the nation that the whole thing was spring cleaning. "We were simply tidying our archives," said Elder Gnarltooth, with a suspici...

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