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2/4/2025

By Goblin News Network

Gurglax Caught Red-Handed! Smiley-Face Signature on Rom-Com Ticket Exposes Elder's Secret Human Rendezvous

The Gurglax scandal has its smoking gun, and it has a smiley face on it. Among the piñata debris, GNN found a crumpled movie ticket stub signed in Elder Gurglax's unmistakable hand, complete with a :-) and a heart-tailed "x." The ticket was...

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