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Title:** VP of Algorithmic Manipulation & Shiny Object Acquisition, Goblin News Network Subject:** RE: "Have We Lost All Self-Respect?" — Cry More, Grizzle, Bait IS Engagement Grizzle Quickquill’s recent editorial whining about our "Goblin ...

By Grizzle Quickquill, Senior GNN Ethics Correspondent (Self-Appointed)* Look at our social feed today. Go ahead, stare right into the neon-soaked abyss of "Goblin Puzzle Quest". Is this really how low we have sunk for a crumb of algorithmi...

DROP VAGUE INSPIRATIONAL NONSENSE: Nothing screams "I'm a tortured genius" quite like attributing a stolen Pinterest quote to a sunset with zero context. Bots eat this trash up! POST A BILLION SELFIES: If your duck-face isn't triggering alg...