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8/2/2025

By Goblin News Network

Elder Gnarltooth Addresses the Nation; Goblins Baffled by Mumbling, Munching Monologue

Elder Gnarltooth took the podium last night to address the clickbait scandal, his cheeks bulging with Goblin Gummies. "Mmph... clickbait... mmph... gummies... mmph... delicious... mmph... productivity... mmph." That was the speech. It went ...

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