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7/31/2025

By Goblin News Network

Goblins Crack the Code: Clickbait Is Just Lying, but With More Gold Coins

A team of goblin researchers has made a startling discovery: misleading ads, clickbait headlines and sensational thumbnails are the same thing as lying, except they make money. Goblin marketers have hailed the finding as a game-changer. Gob...

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