The Oracle has issued a prophecy about Guy Fieri's disappearance. It suggests that Fieri will return from the Giant Portal of No Return carrying a culinary weapon more potent than Interdimensional Carbonara.
Her exact words, scrawled in glowing slime on the walls of her cave:
Beyond the veil, where flavors untold, A hero shall rise, with a heart of gold. His culinary weapon, a sight to behold, Shall conquer all foes, both young and old.
Goblin scholars are working around the clock to decipher it. Some believe it foretells a dish so delicious it will unite all creatures under the banner of Flavortown. Others fear a weapon of mass destruction, such as a weaponized hot sauce or a sentient meatball that eats armies.
"Whatever the Oracle means, one thing is clear," said High Priest Gurgleblaster. "Guy Fieri's journey is far from over. He will return, and when he does, the world will never taste the same."
The Oracle's fee for the prophecy was one Oozing Gurgler, paid in advance.
