Guy Fieri, celebrity chef and goblin national hero, has disappeared. He was last seen walking toward the Giant Portal of No Return on the outskirts of Don't Go Here Isle.
Fieri was reportedly scouting a site for a new Flavortown colony. Communication with his team stopped abruptly.
"Guy's always been a risk-taker," said a worried member of his entourage. "But this time he might have bitten off more than he can chew. The sign literally says 'Don't.'"
The Giant Portal of No Return is said to be a gateway to another dimension or a shortcut to the darkest depths of the goblin underworld. Its reputation has kept away even the most intrepid explorers, along with its name, and the name of the island it's on.
The Council of Elders has dispatched a search party led by the seasoned adventurer Grungle Grimguts. Hopes of a swift rescue are dwindling, as Don't Go Here Isle is known for treacherous terrain, unpredictable weather and a strong recommendation not to go there.
