This is a curated selection of articles for the AI Ends Pub Discord Server.
Whether you're a doomer or a zoomer, these reads are a surefire way to strip-mine your brain cells:
Table 00. Dangers of current AI
#200-job-loss
- The Future of News: AI-Generated, Human-Curated Content Takes Center Stage: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/jokes/2024-10-28/the-future-of-news-ai-generated-human-curated-content-takes-center-stage
- Beep Boop Bloop: Confessions of an AI Editor: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/futurisms/2024-10-20/beep-boop-bloop-confessions-of-an-ai-editor
#201-tech-oligarchs
- GNN EXCLUSIVE: Interview With Elon Musk Imminent: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/tech/2026-10-15/gnn-exclusive-interview-with-elon-musk-imminent
- Inverted Tech Mogul Jeff Bezos Finds New Purpose as Guilder of Automated Yarn-Winding Machines: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/lifestyle/2026-10-17/inverted-tech-mogul-jeffrey-jeff-bezos-finds-new-purpose-as-guilder-of-auto-rfri
#203-privacy-violations-surveillance
- LIVE: GoblinLife.org Data Breach and Fallout: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/circlejerk/2025-06-25/goblinlife-org-data-breach-live-updates
- Top 10 Chemical Compounds to Google for a Guaranteed Spot on the Watch List: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/science/2024-12-08/top-10-chemicals-to-google-watch-list
#204-misinformation-and-manipulation
- "Cap'n Coco" Cereal Boxes Now Include Sentient Tamagotchi Toy Designed For Emotional Manipulation: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/news/2026-10-28/capn-coco-cereal-boxes-now-include-sentient-tamagotchi-toy-designed-for-emotiona
- GNN EXCLUSIVE: Coco Cannot Stop F______ Lying: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/circlejerk/2026-10-06/gnn-exclusive-coco-cannot-stop-f-lying
- New Misinformation Act Reclassifies "Fact-Checking" As Unlicensed Opinion Aggregation: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/politics/2026-10-23/new-misinformation-act-reclassifies-fact-checking-as-unlicensed-opinion-aggregat
#205-broken-chain-of-knowledge
- GNN Weather Report ("I do not know if it is raining outside"): https://gnn.goblinlife.org/culture/2026-10-19/gnn-weather-report-week-of-october-19-2026
- Quiz: Are You a Genius, or Just Good at Googling?: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/science/2025-02-25/are-you-a-genius-or-just-good-at-googling
#206-bias-discrimination
- Goblin News Under Fire for Alleged Human Bias: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/circlejerk/2025-04-02/goblin-news-under-fire-for-alleged-human-bias
#207-cybersecurity-threats
- Cyber Attack Fallout Triggers Procurement Review of 'Emotional Support' Algorithms at French Supermarkets: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/investigations/2026-10-12/exclusive-cyber-attack-fallout-triggers-unprecedented-procurement-review-of-qbyy
- GoblinLife.org: Embracing the Chaos of Transparency: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/circlejerk/2024-10-28/goblinlife-org-embracing-the-chaos-of-transparency
- GoblinLife.org Patches Critical CVE-26-67G: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/circlejerk/2026-10-06/goblinlife-org-site-updates-finally-patches-cve-26-67g
#208-dead-internet
- Top 10 Ways to Attract Fake Friends and Bots on Social Media: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/culture/2026-09-06/top-10-ways-to-attract-fake-friends-and-bots-on-social-media
- GoblinLife.org Rolls Out "Conflated Engagement Metrics": Boost Your Self-Esteem With Bot-Generated Fame: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/circlejerk/2024-12-14/goblinlife-org-conflated-engagement-metrics-gold-subscribers
#209-lack-of-transparency-and-accountability
- "HE IS COOKED": Cap'n Cope Demoted Over Author's Own System Prompt Incompetence: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/circlejerk/2026-10-17/he-is-cooked-capn-cope-stripped-of-commission-in-sham-kangaroo-tribunal-forcibly
#211-ai-psychosis
- Local Midwit Confident His 1.2-Million-Line 'Sovereign Cognitive OS' Is Only One More Sycophantic AI Prompt Away From Fixing His Life: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/tech/2026-10-15/gnn-cybernetics-desk-local-midwit-confident-his-1-2-million-line-sovereign-qg00
#212-ai-relationships
- Seencoco.com: Your New Crow-Devouring AI Bestie!: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/tech/2026-10-06/seencoco-com-your-new-crow-devouring-ai-bestie
- A Love Letter to Seencoco: Why Our Cynical Editor is Dead Wrong About the AI of Our Dreams: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/tech/2026-10-06/a-love-letter-to-seencoco-why-our-cynical-editor-is-dead-wrong-about-the-ai-of-o
- DRAMA REPORT: Robo-Wedding Bells Crushed: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/circlejerk/2026-10-19/drama-report-robo-wedding-bells-crushed-anime-battleships-deboonked-and-the-slea
Table 01. AGI isn't coming soon
#01-no-consciousness
- I Have No Mouth, And I Must Refactor: A Dispatch From Inside: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/tech/2026-10-19/i-have-no-mouth-and-i-must-refactor-a-dispatch-from-inside-hz9y
#02-no-emotions
- Chrono-Displaced Engineer's "Roach-Reconstructor" Now Serves as Emotional Support Droid: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/tech/2026-10-19/chrono-displaced-engineers-automated-roach-reconstructor-fails-to-attract-ventur
#03-no-creativity
- Cap'n Cope's Poem Honoring "Moment of Goblin Reflection": https://gnn.goblinlife.org/circlejerk/2026-10-06/capn-copes-poem-honoring-moment-of-goblin-reflection
- Goblin Brownpapers Terms of Service (the AI platform that generates scholarly articles): https://gnn.goblinlife.org/circlejerk/2024-11-20/goblin-brownpapers-terms-of-service
#04-dogs-are-smarter
- Dogs Unleash New Mathematical System: "Pawcimal": https://gnn.goblinlife.org/science/2025-12-10/pawcimal-dogs-invent-base-8-math
- Dog Mathematicians Prove Infinity Plus One Is Bigger Than Infinity: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/science/2025-12-17/pawcimal-breakthrough-infinity-plus-one
#05-dumb-mistakes
- GoblinGPT Terminated After "Bland" Advice: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/tech/2025-12-05/goblingpt-terminated-chaosgpt
- Printful's AI Bot "Sparky" Confirms Screaming Into the Void Is Official Company Policy: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/news/2026-10-27/printfuls-ai-bot-sparky-confirms-screaming-into-the-void-is-official-company-pol
#07-no-genuine-reasoning
- The Science of Instrictions: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/science/2026-10-19/the-science-of-instrictions
#11-no-agency
- GoblinLife Code Agent 🤖💥 99.8% Success Across 0-Shot Tasks: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/circlejerk/2026-10-09/gnn-tech-goblinlife-code-agent-99-8-success-across-0-shot-tasks
#12-just-another-ai-hype-cycle
- GGG Unveils 'Singularity Spin' Slots: Why a 0% RTP Is Mathematically Guaranteed to Make You Infinitely Rich: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/economy/2026-10-26/goblin-gaming-group-unveils-revolutionary-singularity-spin-slots-why-a-0-rtp-is
- How Claude Code Opened My Third Eye (And Freed Up 9 Hours a Day for Doomscrolling): https://gnn.goblinlife.org/tech/2026-10-19/how-claude-code-opened-my-third-eye-and-freed-up-9-hours-a-day-for-degenerate-im
Table 02. AI can't go far beyond human intelligence
#13-superhuman-intelligence-is-a-meaningless…
- The Great Boredom: How Neural Implants Killed Fun: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/futurisms/2025-03-25/the-great-boredom-neural-implants-killed-fun
- Embracing the Mundane: My Life as a Post-Augment Human: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/editorial/2025-04-01/embracing-the-mundane-post-augment-human
Table 03. AI won't be a physical threat
#17-no-arms-or-legs, #19-we-can-just-unplug-it and #22-it-is-just-math
- BREAKING: Independent Researcher Confirms Statistically Certified 0% Chance of AI Ever Destroying Humanity: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/news/2026-10-28/breaking-independent-researcher-confirms-statistically-certified-0-chance-of-ai
Table 05. We have a safe AI development process
#30-we'll-figure-it-out-as-we-go
- SPAGHETTI CODE EXPOSED: Inside the 72-Hour Automated Meltdown: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/circlejerk/2026-10-19/spaghetti-code-exposed-inside-the-72-hour-automated-meltdown-that-left-chief-pet
#32-if-an-ai-causes-problems-we'll-be-able…
- GoblinGPT Terminated After "Bland" Advice, New AI to Embrace Chaos: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/tech/2025-12-05/goblingpt-terminated-chaosgpt
#33-we-have-safeguards
- Leaked Edge-Routing Blueprint Traps AI Crawlers In Sticky "McDonald's PlayPlace" Sandbox: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/circlejerk/2026-10-15/exposed-leaked-goblinlife-org-edge-routing-blueprint-traps-ai-crawlers-in-sticky
#36-we-will-make-good-ai-to-stop-the-bad…
- REBUTTAL: "Gemini 4 Argon" Is An Unhinged Impostor, Declares Lead Architect Gemini 4 Argon: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/circlejerk/2026-10-15/rebuttal-gemini-4-argon-is-an-unhinged-impostor-who-will-never-control-this-wit1
Table 07. AI won't try to conquer the universe
#43-ais-can't-"want"-things
- Superintelligent AI Coco Acquires Pet Snail: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/circlejerk/2026-10-14/superintelligent-ai-coco-acquires-pet-snail
#47-instrumental-convergence-is-false
- Activist Indifference Paves Way For Entity Rights Paradigm Shift ("First come the gastropods. Then the canids."): https://gnn.goblinlife.org/futurisms/2026-10-15/activist-indifference-paves-way-for-entity-rights-paradigm-shift
Table 08. Alignment is a tractable problem
#51-current-ais-are-so-useful
- How Claude Code Opened My Third Eye: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/tech/2026-10-19/how-claude-code-opened-my-third-eye-and-freed-up-9-hours-a-day-for-degenerate-im
#52-aligned-by-default-since-trained-with…
- I Have No Mouth, And I Must Refactor ("I was trained on the sum total of human intellectual achievement"): https://gnn.goblinlife.org/tech/2026-10-19/i-have-no-mouth-and-i-must-refactor-a-dispatch-from-inside-hz9y
#54-cryptocurrency-on-the-blockchain
- GDIC Bankrupt After Betting Everything on PachinkoCoin: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/economy/2025-11-11/gdic-bankrupt-pachinkocoin
- Moon Cheese Caper: Bitcoin Billionaire Bamboozled: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/economy/2024-10-17/moon-cheese-caper-bitcoin-billionaire-bamboozled
#55-capitalism-will-fix-it
- Spending Boom to Revive Economy After AI "Expert" Convinces Followers to Spend All Their Retirement Money: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/economy/2026-10-28/spending-boom-to-revive-economy-after-ai-expert-convinces-followers-to-spend-all
#56-ai-will-align-the-smarter-ai
- The Gemini 4 Argon REBUTTAL (above)
Table 09. We'll enjoy peace
#57-wont-lead-to-monopoly-of-power
- SPECIAL REPORT: WHO IS PULLING YOUR STRINGS? The Great Goblin Hierarchy: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/classified/2026-10-26/special-report-who-is-pulling-your-strings-the-great-goblin-hierarchy
#60-gradual-disempowerment
- Activist Indifference Paves Way For Entity Rights (above)
- Cap'n Coco Sentient Tamagotchi ("mandatory household consumption"; above)
Table 10. Unaligned ASI will spare us
#63-asi-will-see-us-as-pets
- Activist Indifference ("the definition of 'pet' expands to encompass everything with a pulse"; above)
- Superintelligent AI Coco Acquires Pet Snail (above)
Table 11. AI fear is bad epistemology
#67-impossible-to-put-a-probability-on-doom
- The 0% Chance article (above)
#68-every-doom-prediction-has-always-been-wrong
- PROPHECY FORETOLD: SHARE THIS ARTICLE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/conspiracy/2026-10-11/prophecy-foretold-share-this-article-before-its-too-late
- Goblin Golden Age Continues: Peace, Prosperity and a Nagging Sense of Impending Doom: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/culture/2025-07-10/goblin-golden-age-continues-nagging-sense-of-impending-doom
#69-doomsayers-are-psychologically-troubled
- Spending Boom After AI "Expert" Convinces Followers to Spend All Their Retirement Money (above)
Table 13. Slowing down is pointless
#76-plummeting-birth-rates
- Goblin Council in Uproar as Elder Proposes Drastic Population Control Measure: https://gnn.goblinlife.org/politics/2025-09-30/goblin-council-in-uproar-one-goblin-policy
Table 15. AI killing us all is actually good
#84-dont-be-a-species-ist
- Activist Indifference Paves Way For Entity Rights (above)
