Rumors about the Noodle Prophet's expanding harem are spreading across Mudwick Isle. The charismatic leader, once hailed as a unifying force, now stands accused of monopolizing the Goblin Nation's limited supply of eligible bachelorettes. G...
A new social network for warlords has launched. It's called Warble, and it promises to streamline conflict resolution and promote peaceful coexistence, when convenient. Its creator is known only as the Peacemaker, rumored to be a retired go...
Mudwick Isle's Institute of Questionable Science says it has built the SmelloNet, a device that captures smells and sends them over the internet. The system analyzes a scent's chemistry, converts it to a digital signal, and rebuilds it at t...
The Noodle Prophet, once a revolutionary figurehead, has been welcomed onto the Goblin Council of Elders in a new sixth seat created under the coalition deal that followed the Trivia Titan Throwdown. The elders were wary at first of sharing...
Goblins, unite! The time has come to take a stand against our most persistent and annoying enemy: the wasp. These buzzing bandits, with their stingers of fury and their insatiable thirst for fermented fruit juice, have plagued our picnics, ...
In an exclusive interview with GNN, GoblinLife.org web designer Grungle Gribblesnatch has defended the site's use of "borrowed" CSS, dismissing accusations of plagiarism as mere coincidence. "It's just CSS, for crying out loud!" Gribblesnat...
Get ready to purr, Goblin Nation! GNN is proud to introduce its official mascot: Meow Zedong, a mischievous feline with a penchant for chaos and an insatiable appetite for feathered snacks. Sporting a stylish red collar and a permanent grin...
Five toes, one foot, one leader. Answer six questions and find out which of them has been running things down there....
Tired of sifting through garbage dumps and rummaging through human pockets for shiny trinkets? It's time to go back to basics, goblins. Grab your pickaxe, your lantern and a healthy dose of greed, and head into these five caves, all rumored...
GNN investigative reporter Scabblewart Snargle has uncovered the dark secret behind GoblinLife.org's sudden sleek and modern design: plagiarism. Only last week, founder GG declared responsive design "too much work." Days later the site was ...
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