#WARBLE

Between the flood of treaties and everyone forgetting who they were mad at, the world had one evening of total peace. Swords became plowshares. Tanks became tractors. Missile silos became mushroom farms. Goblins and pixies shared a drink. T...

The Warble war appears to be ending, on paper. Diplomats from around the world are lining up at goblin banks with handwritten peace treaties, and goblin notaries, the only ones still open, are working through the night. Why the sudden diplo...

Warble has addressed the world war it started, sort of. "We deeply regret the inconvenience caused by the recent glitch," the company said. "However, Warble is still in beta. We would also note that the overwhelming number of signups, combi...

A glitch in Warble has caused every nation and tribe on the platform to declare war on every other, simultaneously. The cause, reportedly a rogue algorithm and a great deal of mead consumed by the developers, triggered the Battle Royale Sch...

A new social network for warlords has launched. It's called Warble, and it promises to streamline conflict resolution and promote peaceful coexistence, when convenient. Its creator is known only as the Peacemaker, rumored to be a retired go...