The Goblin Council of Elders has unanimously passed the Goblin Initiative Bill, the GI Bill, giving returning goblin veterans a full package of benefits. [A wartime poster: helmeted goblin veterans hold up a scroll reading HISTORIC GOBLIN G...
Elder Gurglesnot the Great has undergone a spontaneous metamorphosis, revealing their true form as a magnificent êwklepth, to the awe, and a few celebratory burps, of all Mudwick Isle. The transformation, witnessed by a stunned Goblin Counc...
The Oracle's simple tech advice has completely resolved GoblinLife.org's website woes. The site is fully functional, free of glitches and sporting a fresh, original design (created by goblins, we swear!). [A goblin priest in a colander danc...
You've read the first chapter of everything. Five questions to find out which famous thinker you are pretending to be....
Mudwick Isle is enjoying an unprecedented era of peace and prosperity, a golden age built on mushroom-based innovation and a surprising lack of political turmoil. Amid the calm, a new controversy has shaken the foundations of goblin society...
The fifth day of the Goblin Council of Elders' celebrations for its newest member took an unexpected turn when Elder Fungella, in a state of fermented frenzy, dropped Elder Gurglesnot while attempting a daring zipline run to the Snuggly Sno...
The Goblin Council of Elders has appointed a newborn goblin as its newest member. The infant, barely a day old and smelling faintly of fermented milk, was sworn in during a hasty ceremony in the maternity ward of Mudwick Isle's only hospita...
The Goblin Council of Elders has dropped its rebrand as the "Goblin Clowncil" after the International Clown Association (ICA) threatened legal action for cultural appropriation and trademark infringement. "We were trying to inject a bit of ...
It's tax season. Goblin Tax Services has released its user-friendly annual form, which makes it easy to get fleeced. [A tarot card, XV, shows a hooded goblin tax collector weighing a handful of coins against a chained iron ball marked DEBT]...
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